Código espartano

package sparta;
 
public class Warrior {
 
    public static void main(String args[]){
        Warrior w = new Warrior();
        w.run();
 
    }
    private void run(){
        //atenção humor nerd!!!
        boolean motherFucker = this.isSparta();
 
        if( motherFucker ){
            this.kickBastard();
        }else{
            this.die();
        }
    }
 
    private boolean isSparta() {
        return true;
    }
 
    private void kickBastard() {
        System.out.println("ahhhhhhh!!!!!");
    }
 
    private void die() {
        System.out.println("...");
    }
}